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Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
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Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…

Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again
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Oh joy, another Moroder anthology to milk the disco cow again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Giorgio Moroder,…

UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
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UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…

Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
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Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…

Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
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Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…

Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina
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Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has thrown his support behind Darline Graham, the…

Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
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Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…

Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer
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Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Michigan, where eight people, including six children, were found…

Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones
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Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived, and it’s a strangely nostalgic affair. The preview’s opening minute is…

Bernie Sparks Democrat Infighting Because Of Course He Does
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Bernie Sparks Democrat Infighting Because Of Course He Does

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Sen. Bernie Sanders is at it again,…

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