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Tag: Spider-Man

More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter
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More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Kevin Feige has reassured fans that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) will not be undergoing a full-fledged reboot after the…

Spider-Man Clone Saga Heads To Prime Video As New Series
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Spider-Man Clone Saga Heads To Prime Video As New Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Weeks after Prime Video’s disappointing decision to cancel its very good Spider-Noir series, the streamer is nearing a deal with…

Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
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Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…

Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably
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Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? I mean, who needs a decent…

Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
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Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…

Spider-Man Swings onto 4K Ultra HD in Brand New Day
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Spider-Man Swings onto 4K Ultra HD in Brand New Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

The 4K Ultra HD edition of Spider-Man: Brand New Day is available for pre-order now via Amazon. It’s the highest-grossing…

Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
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Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 7, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…

Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
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Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 7, 2026

Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…

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