Hollywood, Please Bring Back Making-Of Documentaries (So We Can See How Much Better It Was Before the CGI Overkill)
Marvel has officially entered its “Plotting the Void” era, and honestly, it’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it…
Tag: Spider-Man
Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks
Behold, the glorious dawn of a new era where Marvel characters engage in the ultimate virtual fistfight for our amusement!…
Watch Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien in the new trailer for Sam Raimi’s Send Help – Because After The Last Horror Movie, We Definitely Need More Nightmares
🚨 BREAKING: Rachel McAdams and Dylan O’Brien Stranded on Island, Hollywood Calls It ‘Art’ 🚨 🏝️😂 In a shocking turn…
Avengers: Doomsday Teaser Breakdown: Every Easter Egg You Missed (Because You Were Too Busy Arguing About the Teaser)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Steve Rogers Is Still Alive, Apparently, and He Has a Baby Now (Probably) 🍼🇺🇸 That’s right, folks.…
‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…
Fortnite Next Season: Quentin Tarantino’s Unfinished Symphony of Destruction (Probably With More Dancing)
🤡 Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic masterpiece that is Kill Bill is about to get the Fortnite…
Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
Oh, great, another superhero game! 🙄 As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…
Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…
‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot
🤣 Oh, sweet Jesus, they’re STILL trying to make another Star Trek movie? It’s been a whole DECADE since they last boldly…
Joe Keery, Liam Neeson, and Some Lady vs Moldzilla: The Cold Storage Trailer No One Asked For
Oh, joy! Another movie where humanity is about to be wiped out by something nasty 🙄. This time, it’s a…