Pokémon Throws a 30th Birthday Bash, Crashes Super Bowl Like a Mewtwo at a Magikarp Convention
Oh, look! Pikachu’s finally ready for his Super Bowl debut—better late than never, right? Pokémon is turning 30, and instead…
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“Kpop Demon Hunters” Launches Cereal So You Can Eat Your Idols’ Souls for Breakfast
Brace yourselves, cereal enthusiasts and K-pop stans, because the world is about to get drenched in a tidal wave of Kpop…
Melania Trump’s New Doc: A Decade-Long Stalker Reveals All (No, Really)
Melania Trump’s “Documentary” Is Just Another Vanity Project to Line Her Pockets So Melania Trump’s new “documentary” is out, and…
Ex-DEICIDE Guitarist JACK OWEN Tells Glen Benton He Wasn’t In His Weird Little Bubble But Thanks For The Invitation Anyway
So, here we are again, folks. Another day, another former member of a legendary death metal band throwing shade like…
Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct: Yoshi is Here to Eat Your Wallet and Stomp Your Nostalgia
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Watch: URIAH HEEP Celebrates 50 Years of Existence by Finally Getting Rid of Their Only Remaining Original Member, Mick Box
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Pelosi Privately Blasts Democrats for Daring to Hold the Saintly Clintons Contemptible in Epstein Probe | CNN Politics
Pelosi in Panic Mode as Democrats Turn on the Clinton Crime Family! It’s a beautiful day in President Trump’s second…
Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue
Well, well, well, grab your popcorn and your hazmat suits, because the unauthorized documentary drama of the decade is back…
Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Barry Keoghan, and Halle Berry Finally Star in a Movie Together in the New Crime 101 Trailer
Oh, look! Another gritty crime thriller where the morally grey anti-hero tries to rob a bank while looking broodingly into…
Comedian Accidentally Endorses Trump’s Credit Card Scheme, Says ‘Do It!’ While Laughing Hysterically
Trump’s 10% Credit Card Rate Cap: A Bold Move or a Legal Nightmare? In a move that has left both…