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Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’
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Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the world of politics. It…

MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
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MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…

Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
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Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
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Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…

Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
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Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…

Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
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Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…

Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year

FinnJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…

Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

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