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Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
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Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…

Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026
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Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

IFA 2026 has come and gone, leaving in its wake a trail of exciting new tech that’s got this gamer’s…

Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
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Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…

Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
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Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…

HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
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HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…

Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd
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Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Get ready for a double dose of hype and potentially underwhelming announcements, as Sony has revealed not one, but two…

Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag
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Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ben Crump, the famous civil rights attorney, when I stumbled upon this…

GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest
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GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about the upcoming Republican Midterm Convention, and I have to say, it’s quite the spectacle.…

Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K
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Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small Kansas town that’s agreed to pay a whopping $850,000 to…

Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
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Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…

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