Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small Kansas town that’s agreed to pay a whopping $850,000 to…
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Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…
Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…
Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the world of politics. It…
MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…
Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…
Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…