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Tag: Star Citizen

๐Ÿ›ธ Star Citizen Raises $800 Million, Now Needs Another $800 Million โ€” For a Remaster! ๐Ÿคก
๐Ÿคฏ 13 Years in Alpha: Star Citizen Still Isnโ€™t Out, But Itโ€™s Already Outdated! Remaster Incoming!
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๐Ÿ›ธ Star Citizen Raises $800 Million, Now Needs Another $800 Million โ€” For a Remaster! ๐Ÿคก

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 7, 2025April 7, 2025

In the world of video games, absurdity has reached warp speed. The space sim Star Citizen, which has been in…

Slovenia Joins Star Citizen?! ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿš€ Gamers Stunned by $60K BRATislava DLC!
Star Citizen Goes Political ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ธ Buy Slovenia in Space for the Price of a Tesla!
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Slovenia Joins Star Citizen?! ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿš€ Gamers Stunned by $60K BRATislava DLC!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 2, 2025January 2, 2025

Star Citizen, the galaxy’s most expensive PowerPoint presentation masquerading as a video game, is at it again with the announcement…

๐ŸŒŒ Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Playโ€ฆ But There’s a Catch! ๐Ÿ’ธ
๐Ÿš€ The Most Expensive Free Game in History: Star Citizenโ€™s ยซFreeยป Access Costs $1 MILLION a DAY! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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๐ŸŒŒ Free Access to Star Citizen? California Pays YOU to Playโ€ฆ But There’s a Catch! ๐Ÿ’ธ

FinnNovember 25, 2024November 25, 2024

In a stunning turn of events, Cloud Imperium Games has once again decided to let the entire universe of Star…

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€ Cloud Imperium Games Offers Revolutionary ‘No-Sunday’ Work Policy: Petition to Abolish Slavery Coming Soon!
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๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€ Cloud Imperium Games Offers Revolutionary ‘No-Sunday’ Work Policy: Petition to Abolish Slavery Coming Soon!

FinnOctober 20, 2024

In a stunningly progressive move that surely rivals the labor reforms of the Industrial Revolution, Cloud Imperium Games (CIG) has…

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