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Tag: Star Wars: Starfighter

Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
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Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…

Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
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Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…

Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits
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Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderful world of Star Wars, where the Sequel era has been getting a bad…

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…

The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway
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The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway

FinnMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is not exactly breaking the internet with its box office numbers 🤣. According to Deadline, the…

Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
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Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”

FinnOctober 21, 2025October 25, 2025

Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…

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