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Tag: Steve Perry

ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
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ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…

Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
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Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction Thatโ€™ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…

FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered
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FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

FOZZY, the musical masterpiece brought to you by wrestling extraordinaire Chris Jericho and the guitar god ๐ŸŽธ of STUCK MOJO,…

Witness the Unholy Alliance: Joey Belladonna of Anthrax Abandons Ship to Sing Journey’s ‘Separate Ways’ with DAUGHTRY in the Heart of Syracuse
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Witness the Unholy Alliance: Joey Belladonna of Anthrax Abandons Ship to Sing Journey’s ‘Separate Ways’ with DAUGHTRY in the Heart of Syracuse

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Did you hear? ANTHRAX’s (yes, THAT Anthrax, the thrash metal gods…or whatever) singer Joey Belladonna, bless his heart,…

Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจBREAKING: Steve Perry, formerly known as the voice of JOURNEY (but let’s be real, the *only* reason anyone listened), has…

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