Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans
Get ready to embark on a thrilling adventure with Jan Scientist and his trusty team of Alters as they explore…
Tag: Strategy
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…
Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Secretlab is finally dropping the last batch of their über-exclusive McLaren MonoCell…
Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…
Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Stunning Another Generic Epic Made To Separate You From Money
Remember when Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey was going to “skip social media influencer screenings” and go straight to professional critics?…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas
When the Credits Roll, the Lawyers Take Over: The Wildest Movie Lawsuits in Hollywood History In the never-ending saga of…
US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…