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Trade Deals, $90B in Tariffs, and a Landmark SCOTUS Case: Buckle Up, Buttercup
Elephant Reads CNN

Trade Deals, $90B in Tariffs, and a Landmark SCOTUS Case: Buckle Up, Buttercup

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Now they’re trying to undermine our glorious President Trump’s economic master plan…

Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy
Elephant Reads CNN

Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, another Deep State operative piping up about Russia? Julianne Smith, *former* ambassador – emphasis on *former* – to NATO,…

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news
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Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…

Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…

Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)
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Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Okay, so I’ve played Anno 117: Pax Romana again, and guess what? I’m still trash at it. I thought I…

Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify
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Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…

MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)
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MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

If you braved the absolute chaos that was the Tokyo Game Show this year (props to you, you masochist), then…

Crunchyroll Announces New BLEACH Mobile Game: Prepare for Disappointment Worldwide
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Crunchyroll Announces New BLEACH Mobile Game: Prepare for Disappointment Worldwide

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

OMG 😱! Did you hear?! Another BLEACH game is coming! Because, you know, we TOTALLY needed another one. 🙄 Crunchyroll,…

MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money
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MAYHEM’s ‘Grand Declaration Of War’ Re-Released Because They Need More Money

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…

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