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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one πŸ˜‰), have decided…

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚
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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🀣), finally…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About πŸ™„πŸΏπŸŽ¬.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About πŸ™„πŸΏπŸŽ¬.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. πŸ™„ Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage πŸŒ­πŸŽΆπŸ‘΅
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Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage πŸŒ­πŸŽΆπŸ‘΅

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…

Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ₯πŸ‘΄
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Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden πŸ™„πŸŽΈπŸ₯πŸ‘΄

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

🚨 EMERGENCY! 🚨 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bless its cotton socks, has announced its 2025 inductees. Hold…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options πŸ™„πŸšŒπŸŽπŸš€.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈ.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming πŸ€‘πŸ˜‚πŸŽΈ.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! πŸ™„ David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

Spotify Hits Lady Gaga with a $1M Bill After Β«AbracadabraΒ» Breaks Records: Β«Servers Are Melting!Β» πŸ”₯πŸ’Έ
Gaga’s Success Costs Her $1M?! Spotify Blames Β«AbracadabraΒ» for System Overload” βš‘πŸ’»
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Spotify Hits Lady Gaga with a $1M Bill After Β«AbracadabraΒ» Breaks Records: Β«Servers Are Melting!Β» πŸ”₯πŸ’Έ

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 19, 2025February 19, 2025

Lady Gaga just made history with her latest single β€œAbracadabra”, smashing records on Spotify with a mind-blowing 123,736,959 monthly listeners…

πŸ’€ Disney’s Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say Β« Only Racists Left Β»! 🀯
πŸ’€ Disney's Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say Β«Only Racists LeftΒ»! 🀯
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πŸ’€ Disney’s Streaming Disaster: 700K Gone, But They Say Β« Only Racists Left Β»! 🀯

FinnFebruary 7, 2025February 7, 2025

The House of Mouse continues to burn faster than Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar. Walt Disney Corporation recently reported that its…

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