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Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More
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Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

It’s been a year since AdHoc Studios’ Dispatch debuted, and to celebrate this milestone, the studio has announced a slew…

DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated
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DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

The latest abomination to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s desperation is a film adaptation of DC Comics’ Clayface, because…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Episode 3 of VisionQuest has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and references that will surely delight…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End
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More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is still slowly leaking its way into the world of mutants, one drip at a time.…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Magic Meets Marvel in Overpriced Card Chaos
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Magic Meets Marvel in Overpriced Card Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Get ready for some magical mayhem, folks! NYCC 2026 just dropped the bombshell of the year: Magic: The Gathering |…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Lanterns season finale has finally arrived, and with it, the thrilling conclusion to the mystery of Hal Jordan’s murder.…

To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
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To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
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Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

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