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Tag: Switch 2

Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?
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Devil May Cry 5 “Devil Hunter Edition” Sneaks Onto Switch 2 in Taiwan, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—Capcom is about to grace the Switch 2 with yet another port of a game…

Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Well, Well, Well… Looks Like the Switch 2 Is Flopping Harder Than a Magikarp Out of Water ⚽
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Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…

Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
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Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…

Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Hold Onto Your Pickaxes, Folks! Minecraft Dungeons 2 Is Coming to Ruin Your Life (Again)
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Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…

Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)
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Nightdive Studios Re-Announces SiN: Reloaded, Promises a Release This Year (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Nightdive Studios finally remembers that SiN exists 😱🎮 In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one, Nightdive Studios has…

Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
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Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…

Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!
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Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh look, it’s another Nintendo announcement and everyone’s losing their minds like they just found a rare amiibo in a…

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
🎩 Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities 🎩
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Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2
Oh Look, It’s 2021 Again!
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Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Ember Lab, the studio that apparently doesn’t believe in time, has decided to gift the world with yet another platform…

Phasmophobia Revamps Its First Map So Ghosts Can Finally Get Some Privacy and Hide Better
Phasmophobia's Tanglewood Revamp: Because Clearly Your Childhood Home Wasn't Scary Enough
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Phasmophobia Revamps Its First Map So Ghosts Can Finally Get Some Privacy and Hide Better

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh look, Kinetic Games is at it again—taking perfectly functional ghost-hunting content and slapping a fresh coat of haunted paint…

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