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Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again
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Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like many Republicans running for office in the 2026…

Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together
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Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The AI industry is getting ready for its stock market debut,…

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
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Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…

Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence
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Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Breaking News: Alice Cooper Still Alive, Still Rocking, Still Scaring Parents 🤯 I just can’t even right now. The news…

Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare
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Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say,…

Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently
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Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michele Tafoya, the Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota, was asked about…

Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits
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Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still cranking out new editions of old hits. And…

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
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Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…

Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes
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Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh no, Vivian Campbell is still alive and kicking, and we’re not sure how to feel about it 🤔. In…

ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
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ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…

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