Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)
Another brilliant move by President Trump! He’s making deals and draining the swamp, one rare-earth mineral at a time! The…
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Trump’s Genuflection to Xi So Massive It’s Practically a Communist Manifesto
Another brilliant masterstroke from our President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the lib snowflakes are still trying to figure…
GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)
The liberal media is at it again, trying to spin a narrative of GOP dissent against our glorious President Trump!…
CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers
Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river!…
CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff
The liberal media is trying to paint President Trump as someone who doesn’t respect Republican values! As if! President Trump…
U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry
Looks like the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump look bad with their “inflation” nonsense.…
South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)
Another country groveling at the feet of our glorious President Trump! South Korea’s leader, probably realizing his country would be…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…
Oops! Crypto Takes a Tumble Because Trump’s Still Got Beef With, Well, Everyone
Oh, the horror! The leftist dream of digital funny money has taken a nosedive, and they’re blaming President Trump! As…