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Tag: Technical Death Metal

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
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Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…

Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Technical death metal from Vancouver, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them
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UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh great, another super cool and totally not annoying death metal band has signed with a record label 🤘🎸. I…

Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Defeated Sanity in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)
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Defeated Sanity in Charlotte, NC (11/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

German technical death metal from Dachsbach, Bavaria Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Revocation in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Revocation in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American technical death metal band from Boston, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Rivers Of Nihil in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Rivers Of Nihil in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American technical death metal from Reading, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Psycroptic in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Psycroptic in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Australian technical death metal from Hobart, Tasmania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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