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Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
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Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…

Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
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Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action

FinnJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…

MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move
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MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

The most epic news in the history of epic news has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating 😱! MARVEL…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle Between He-Man and His Ego in the New Trailer!
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle Between He-Man and His Ego in the New Trailer!

FinnApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news has just been announced: a new Masters of the Universe movie is coming,…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary

FinnApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…

Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
Phil Campbell, MOTÖRHEAD's Guitar Hero, Riffs His Way to the Great Gig in the Sky at 64
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Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…

BUTCHER BABIES Unleash New Single ‘Lost In Your Touch’—Because Nothing Says Love Like Metal Mayhem
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BUTCHER BABIES Unleash New Single ‘Lost In Your Touch’—Because Nothing Says Love Like Metal Mayhem

Chord F. DiscordMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

BUTCHER BABIES are back with a new single, and oh boy, it’s a doozy. Titled “Lost In Your Touch”, this…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh great, another horror director who’s clearly run out of original ideas just resurrected a classic story that already had…

Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…

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Afrobeats Day Party (Beverly Hills) – Where the Beats Are Hotter Than the Real Estate Prices, and the Jerseys Are Fresher Than Your Last Tinder Date

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 6, 2026

Afrobeats Day Party (Beverly Hills) ALL STAR WEEKEND – because nothing says “Beverly Hills” like dancing to Dancehall, Reggae, and…

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