This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…
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Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…
Oh no, not another Star Wars trailer! Just when you thought the galaxy far, far away couldn’t get any more…
Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, they’re just really bad at staying fallen.…
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…
Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…
🤣 Oh, honey, John Boyega is STILL talking about Disney’s Star Wars sequel trilogy? Bless his heart. Someone get this…