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Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…

Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
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Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…

Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
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Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…

ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
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ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…

Vets Face Firing Squad in Tone-Deaf Cartoon Chaos
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Vets Face Firing Squad in Tone-Deaf Cartoon Chaos

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a cartoon that’s got some congressman’s undies in a twist. Apparently, a…

More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a group of hackers called the Silent Ransom Group…

KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy
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KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

So, you wanna know the epic story of how Roberto “Ra” Díaz joined KORN? Well, buckle up, folks, because it’s…

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REGGAE SUNDAY: Where the Rum Flows and the Dance Moves Go Rogue in the #1 Caribbean Party That’ll Make Your Grandma Say “Whaaat?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

REGGAE SUNDAY The #1 Caribbean Party In The City (finally, a party that’s not just “meh”) LIMITED CAPACITY EVENT |…

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“Black Joy Parade After Party: Where the Vibes Are Toasted and the Fun is Lit!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

The Black Joy Parade is almost here, and Toasted Life is hosting the Official After Party—because nothing says “joy” like…

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