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Tag: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🀘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…

Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment
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Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment

FinnJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

😱 OH NO, NOT CATHERINE O’HARA! THE QUEEN OF WEIRD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! πŸ’” Well, folks, it looks like…

The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
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The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…

Bacari W. Adams Presents: The Nightmare Before My Sanity
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Bacari W. Adams Presents: The Nightmare Before My Sanity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Movie Nights at Bacari W. Adams, downtown LA! Every week in November! 🎞🍿 Sunday, November 30th, *The Nightmare…

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