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Tag: The Odyssey

Odyssey Extends IMAX 70mm Run for Another Month
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Odyssey Extends IMAX 70mm Run for Another Month

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

If you haven’t seen Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm, fret not: Showings of the epic in premium format…

Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film
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Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Christopher Nolan spent the press cycle for The Odyssey hyping up Emily Wilson’s translation, and when she finally saw the…

Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
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Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…

Matt Damon’s Little Person Stunt Double Lands Big Role
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Matt Damon’s Little Person Stunt Double Lands Big Role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 26, 2026

While Matt Damon is rightfully getting accolades for his performance as Odysseus in The Odyssey, his 4-feet-5-inches stunt double deserves…

Colman Domingo Takes Aim At Elon Musks The Odyssey Remake
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Colman Domingo Takes Aim At Elon Musks The Odyssey Remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

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Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update
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Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Elon Musk has announced plans to use his AI chatbot Grok to create a full-length movie of The Odyssey that…

Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
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Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…

Christopher Nolan has a “good idea” for a horror film of horror because he has a “searching” for a different story and screen play. and financial movie or playing a video game for screen play or financial movie “ Searching”
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Christopher Nolan has a “good idea” for a horror film of horror because he has a “searching” for a different story and screen play. and financial movie or playing a video game for screen play or financial movie “ Searching”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

The theatrical run of The Odyssey is setting records for Christopher Nolan with the film being met with almost unanimous…

Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
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Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…

Conservatives Give The Odyssey A Big Thumbs Up
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Conservatives Give The Odyssey A Big Thumbs Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026

The controversy surrounding Christopher Nolan‘s The Odyssey has been ongoing, with some on the right criticizing the director’s decision to…

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