Cornell President Masters Art of Not Helping Jane Doe Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, identified as Jane Doe, is suing Cornell University over…
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GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…
Coworkers Assist Grad Student In Solving Mystery Of Funky Water Flavor
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A graduate student at the University of Wyoming was allegedly poisoned…
Spy Agency’s Top Secret Briefing Delayed Due to Wi-Fi Issues Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the US intelligence officials were all set…
Because We Clearly Needed Another Beekeeper Movie
Jason Statham is back as the titular character in The Beekeeper 2, because what’s a successful action movie without a…
NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…
AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s quite the…
Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? 🤣 I mean, who needs…
Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…