Ian Gillan’s Desperate Cry For Attention Gets Rebranded As 2027 UK Tour Talking Gibrish
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic spoken-word tour of the century? 🤣 I mean, who needs…
Tag: The Office
Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…
New Jersey Governor Requests Lieutenant’s Prompt Exit Amid Scandal
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Jersey’s governor, Mikie Sherrill, is calling on her lieutenant governor,…
Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…
More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…
Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…
US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt has been at the…
Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from former Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and let me…
Minneapolis Shooter Had Totally Normal Pre-Massacre Gun Probe Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A shooting in a Minneapolis apartment building has left two people…
McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…