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Historic Building Gets Fresh Coat of Controversy This Week
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Historic Building Gets Fresh Coat of Controversy This Week

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where preservationists are trying to stop the…

Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director
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Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jay Clayton, the new Director of National Intelligence, and I’ve got to…

McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail
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McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…

Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin
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Kamala Voters Get Coal For Christmas Courtesy Trump Admin

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Trump administration has been accused of abusing its…

Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
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Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…

Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
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Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…

Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway
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Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin launching an investigation into whether Jeffrey Epstein acted…

US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently
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US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trade drama between the US and Brazil. It seems the…

Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
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Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…

You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job
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You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving President Donald Trump and the Library of Congress,…

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