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GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently
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GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about Angela Paxton, and I almost spilled my coffee – not because it’s shocking, but…

Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
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Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…

Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions
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Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this wild story. The Supreme Court has declined…

Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
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Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…

Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…

Get Ready to Lose Your Mind Because Two Attractive People Are About to Switch Bodies
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Get Ready to Lose Your Mind Because Two Attractive People Are About to Switch Bodies

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, and awe-inspiring movie plot twist of the century? 🤯…

Juror Reveals Lone Dissenter Had Totally Normal Doubts Apparently
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Juror Reveals Lone Dissenter Had Totally Normal Doubts Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and folks, this is a wild story. Three jurors…

Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe
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Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Investors are getting all worked up about government deficits and inflation,…

Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow
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Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy case, and let me tell you, it’s a real…

Bipartisanship breaks out somehow in Washington
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Bipartisanship breaks out somehow in Washington

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama on the House floor, and let me tell you,…

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