Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…
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DANZIG Finally Decides to Leave His Mom’s Basement for a Few Days to Play Some Shows in Front of a Bunch of Old Goths Who Still Think It’s 1988
DANZIG is going on tour because apparently, he needs new material for his next film 🎥, and what’s better than…
Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…
Xbox Throws All the Adults Out of the Room and Now the Kids are in Charge and Also They Cancelled That One Thing You Didn’t Care About Anyway
Asha Sharma, the new CEO of Xbox, is only a few months into her role, but she’s already making waves…
BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…
Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Musical Journey Ever as We Dive Into the Completely Not Forgotten Discography of Deacon Blue Album by Painfully Detailed Album
Deacon Blue’s 1993 album “Whatever You Say, Say Nothing” is a hot mess express 🚂💥, and I am HERE. FOR.…
Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date Finally Locked In For November Because Rockstar Loves Crushing Your Social Life And Relationships
With the entire gaming community on the edge of their seats, waiting for any crumb of information about Grand Theft…
Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary Is Taking Over the Universe with a Super Cool Not at All Gimmicky New VR and AR Game That You’ll Definitely Play for More Than 5 Minutes
After the “stupendous success” (read: people actually liked it, what a miracle 🙌) of Project Hail Mary at the box…
Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
The Agonizing Decision of the Century: Will You Waste Your Life on Hearthstone, Get Addicted to Slay the Spire 2, or Settle for the Clearly Superior Balatro
So, you want to know about digital card games, huh? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, they’re a thing, and…