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Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
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Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…

Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
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Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal

FinnJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…

The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
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The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflix’s “vast” library without immediately reaching…

NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! 👴🎸 Get…

Officially: Comments Will Be Banned on “The Social Network” Sequel, Only Likes Allowed. And That’s How We’ll Win!
Censorship or a Genius Move? "The Social Network" Sequel Will Silence All Critics
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Officially: Comments Will Be Banned on “The Social Network” Sequel, Only Likes Allowed. And That’s How We’ll Win!

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Rejoice, you apostles of “positive thinking” and agro-coaches of personal growth! Hollywood has finally heeded your mantras and is preparing…

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