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Tag: The Toxic Avenger

Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero
Captain Canuck: The Forgotten Maple-Chugging, Moose-Riding, Alien-Powered Politician of the North ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ
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Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Oh Canada! You gave us poutine, Justin Bieber, and a hero so polite he probably apologizes to villains after punching…

Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry
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Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿงช The Toxic Avenger (2025) premieres at The Emmaus Theatre, Friday, August 29, 7:30pm! Witness Peter Dinklage, Elijah Wood,…

Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)
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Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ You NEED a ticket PER PERSON for this cinematic masterpiece! ๐Ÿคก Miss out on Eventbrite? Just rock up…

๐ŸŽฅ New ‘The Toxic Avenger’ Trailer – It’s Not Just a Movie, It’s Peter Dinklage’s Life! ๐ŸŽฌ
๐Ÿง Peter Dinklage vs. Insurance Company: Who Will Win This Epic Battle? ๐Ÿ’ช
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๐ŸŽฅ New ‘The Toxic Avenger’ Trailer – It’s Not Just a Movie, It’s Peter Dinklage’s Life! ๐ŸŽฌ

FinnApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

The new trailer for the movie ‘The Toxic Avenger’ has been released, and it’s not just another Hollywood blockbuster; it’s…

“The Toxic Avenger” Canceled: Activists Accuse Film of Toxicity ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงช
Green-Haired Activists vs. "The Toxic Avenger": Who Wins? ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽฌ
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“The Toxic Avenger” Canceled: Activists Accuse Film of Toxicity ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงช

FinnMarch 20, 2025March 20, 2025

A scandal has erupted in the U.S., one that might go down in history as one of the most absurd.…

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