Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)

**OMG! 🙄 You NEED a ticket PER PERSON for this cinematic masterpiece! 🤡 Miss out on Eventbrite? Just rock up to the box office! 🤣**

* *The Toxic Avenger* (2025): August 29, 2025 (7:30 pm & 10:00 pm); August 30, 2025 (12:00 pm, 2:30 pm, 5:00 pm & 10:00 pm); August 31, 2025 (5:00 pm & 7:30 pm); September 1, 2025 (7:30 pm); September 2, 2025 (7:30 pm).
* Arrive 30 mins early… or ELSE! 😡
* Park FREE (lol) by Gardena Cinema (north side). 🅿️
* Find it at 14948 Crenshaw Blvd, Gardena, CA 90249. 📍
* Show your PDF ticket. 📱 Or don’t. 🤷
* NO outside food! 🚫 Buy OUR overpriced snacks! 🍿
* YES, restrooms exist. 🚽
* NO pets! 🐾 (Snack bar & restrooms are humans only!)
* MORE screenings? Maybe… Follow @GardenaCinema. 🤳

Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤