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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…

Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow
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Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because Stephen Pearcy, the founder and frontman of…

EIFF 2026 Review: The Peril at Pincer Point – “Gather your squad to witness the most thrillingly mediocre experience of the year”
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EIFF 2026 Review: The Peril at Pincer Point – “Gather your squad to witness the most thrillingly mediocre experience of the year”

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie review you’ll ever read 🎥👀! Peril at Pincer Point…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff
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NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

As I stepped into the Intuit Dome in Inglewood, home of the Los Angeles Clippers, I couldn’t help but feel…

LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
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LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…

Rockstar’s Secrecy Shattered by GTA 6 Leaks and CyberLeek’s Brazen Teases
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Rockstar’s Secrecy Shattered by GTA 6 Leaks and CyberLeek’s Brazen Teases

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The GTA 6 leak saga continues, because of course it does. In a shocking turn of events, a group of…

Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…

Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
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Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…

Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna
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Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Amazon and Warner Bros. are at it again, because what the world really needed was another Batman game. I mean,…

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