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Tag: The X-Files

John Oliver And Ralph Fiennes Headline This Weeks Streaming Highlights
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John Oliver And Ralph Fiennes Headline This Weeks Streaming Highlights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

This week’s picks for streaming include a range of exciting new releases and hidden gems. The longest-running soap opera of…

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
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Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…

Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
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Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…

Carter Edits Out Kissing Scene in New X-Files Film
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Carter Edits Out Kissing Scene in New X-Files Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Chris Carter’s director’s cut of The X-Files: I Want to Believe — with the new subtitle Vrach Frankenshteyn — is…

The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes
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The X-Files: I Want to Believe – Because the Original Made So Much Sense Let’s Reboot it with More Unnecessary Scenes

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

The X-Files: I Want to Believe is back, and this time it’s going to be so scary, you’ll probably pee…

LEGO Unveils X-Files Set With Gillian Anderson As Scully
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LEGO Unveils X-Files Set With Gillian Anderson As Scully

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

The truth is made of tiny, interlocking bricks, as LEGO has revealed its new kit based on The X-Files. What’s…

FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now
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FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Former Air Force UFO Guru Mysteriously Vanishes – Is the Deep State Covering Something Up? In what can only be…

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