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James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card
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James Gunn Thinks Superman Needs a Green Card

FinnJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my kale smoothie. James Gunn, bless his heart, thinks his new *Superman* movie is about “basic human…

Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
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Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…

Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions
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Sherlock Holmes 3: Is This Thing Even Still a Thing? Jared Harris Has Opinions

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Jared Harris, bless his heart 🙄, apparently has “no clue” what’s going on with the third Sherlock Holmes movie.…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

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