Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…
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Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…
Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…
Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…
Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…
Londoners suddenly care about privacy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Smart glasses, the latest gadget to hit the market, are causing…
Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…
Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…
Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…