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Stranger Things: Oh No They Didn’t, a Trivia Night
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Stranger Things: Oh No They Didn’t, a Trivia Night

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑYou missed STRANGER THINGS Trivia at Famous Monster Pizza๐Ÿ• in Decatur, IN, on Nov 23, 5-7 pm EST! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ…

LUCHA LIBRE Flick Gets the YEET Treatment in Charlotte
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LUCHA LIBRE Flick Gets the YEET Treatment in Charlotte

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! A wrestling movie screening in Charlotte, NC got POSTPONED! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Like, who even cares? ๐Ÿ™„ It was supposed to…

Glorilla and 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Hip-Hop Disaster at The Metro
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Glorilla and 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Hip-Hop Disaster at The Metro

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT, BIG STAN PRODUCTIONS, TLT, PERFECT 10 PRODUCTIONS, & GEE WILLIE present… THE OFFICIAL BAYOU CLASSIC AFTER PARTY SATURDAY,…

RoleHat Film Collective Presents: Networking Event for People Who Think They’re Filmmakers
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RoleHat Film Collective Presents: Networking Event for People Who Think They’re Filmmakers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

๐ŸŽฅ Want to mingle with “filmmakers” on Nov 30th, 1:30-3:30 PM at Arts at the Armory, Somerville? ๐Ÿคฃ Directors, Producers,…

Cackle Comedy: Hen Night Out
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Cackle Comedy: Hen Night Out

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

Get ready for Stand-Up Comedy at Front Porch Improv! ๐Ÿ˜‚ See Big Chick Energy’s last show of 2025! Hosted by…

FEEL GOOD 2: Prepare for Utter Mediocrity
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FEEL GOOD 2: Prepare for Utter Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for FEEL GOOD 2 (Movie Premiere) at Landmark’s Ritz Five! ๐Ÿคฎ Dec 8, 2025, 11:00 AM (Eastern…

Akron’s Downtown: Is This a Movie or a Snoozefest
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Akron’s Downtown: Is This a Movie or a Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

LOL!๐Ÿคฃ FREE Akron Stories Screening at the Main Branch Library, Downtown Akron, November 23, 2025. ๐ŸšชOpens 1:00 PM, showtime 1:30…

Black Alley throws a “Friendsgiving” party at a piano bar- because that makes sense
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Black Alley throws a “Friendsgiving” party at a piano bar- because that makes sense

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**๐ŸŽน๐Ÿ•Black Alley Friendsgiving Party at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge, Sunday, November 23rd, 5-11 PM! Pre-Thanksgiving vibes with your crew!…

Wyatt Feegrado & Luke Abranches: Who Are These Guys and Why Should We Care
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Wyatt Feegrado & Luke Abranches: Who Are These Guys and Why Should We Care

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! Wyatt Feegrado, the social media SENSATION, is gracing Norwood Theatre! Started comedy at SIXTEEN in San Francisco, CA, now…

Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again
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Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Morgna McMichaels, from RuPaul’s Drag Race, will be lip-syncing Pink songs at Faces Nightclub on 11/23/2025. ๐Ÿคฃ A…

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