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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿคฏ MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…

Lamb Of God Throws a Party, You’re NOT Invited
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Lamb Of God Throws a Party, You’re NOT Invited

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You’re invited to the premiere of “Lamb of God,” where a youth pastor’s views on *stuff* get questioned…

DOC NYC: More Like DOC Snooze Fest
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DOC NYC: More Like DOC Snooze Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

Oh, the DOC NYC festival is back! ๐Ÿ™„ Video Consortium, Alliance of Doc Editors & Documentary Producers Alliance invite you…

Could This BE Any More Obvious: Friends Trivia & Overeating Buffet
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Could This BE Any More Obvious: Friends Trivia & Overeating Buffet

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Could this BE any more basic? ๐Ÿคช “Friends”-themed trivia night! Chandler Hill Vineyards is hosting this snooze-fest. Prepare for lobster…

Yapping 101: Turning Hot Air into a ‘Performance’
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Yapping 101: Turning Hot Air into a ‘Performance’

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**Poetry night? ๐Ÿ™„ More like a chance to hear Russheepcott (Spokenword + Sound) drone on! ๐Ÿ˜ด Ki Divine’s “curated” creatives…

AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords
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AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„The AI International Film Fest is doing the most! ๐Ÿคฃ 3 festivals in a row?** Los Feliz Theatre, 1822…

Polish Film Fest: Sarasota’s Snore-a-Thon
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Polish Film Fest: Sarasota’s Snore-a-Thon

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The Polish Film Festival North Americaโ„ข๏ธ SARASOTA ๐ŸŽฌ happened on Nov 16, 3 pm to 8 pm EST…

From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless
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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ™„ Guess what? The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” event happened on…

So You Wanna Be on TV? LOL! (NYC Edition)
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So You Wanna Be on TV? LOL! (NYC Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OMG! Wanna be a star?๐ŸŒŸToo late! The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” workshop already ended!…

samigosh! Proves Humanity’s Got a Funny Bone (and Maybe a Hearing Problem)
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samigosh! Proves Humanity’s Got a Funny Bone (and Maybe a Hearing Problem)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ samigosh is gonna be at the BCC Pig Pen on November 16 at 8:30 PM! ๐Ÿคฎ Your fave…

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