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BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**BASH is back! 🎉 Get ready for the BAY AREA & SACRAMENTO Short Films Festival 2025 at Fort Mason Arts…

True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”
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True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! True Self 🙄 is HERE! Prepare for the horror short premiere by Alec Dyer Director on Saturday at City…

Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart
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Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Prepare for a “wickedly phenomenal and outstanding get together” – a private screening of Wicked for Good! Dress code:…

Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast
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Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Hollywood’s F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix party! 🏎️ Red carpet, 📸 celebs, & 🍾 VIP open bar (2 hrs). 15…

Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn
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Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Wow, a night of glamour! The Harmony Streets premiere presented by Kobena & Friends? 🤣 CineVision, 3300 Northeast Expy Ste…

**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**
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**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Film Symposium: I Got a Story to Tell! Doors open at 10:30AM. Get ready for Opening Remarks…

Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
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Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…

Connecticut: Six Scenes of Utter Chaos and a Movie to Make it Official
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Connecticut: Six Scenes of Utter Chaos and a Movie to Make it Official

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 18, 2025

OMG! 🎭 Get ready for a night of epic fails with theater “Chameleon”!🤡 Woody Allen’s snooze-fest “Connecticut: Crisis in Six…

RUSH: The Red Carpet Disaster You Can’t Miss
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RUSH: The Red Carpet Disaster You Can’t Miss

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Abeni Nazeer’s “RUSH” premiere promises an electric red carpet, but it’s really a fundraiser!💸 The Fine Arts Theater, 8556 Wilshire…

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PAX Unplugged 2025: Get Your Fake Detective On

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Jubensha (剧本杀) is like, a murder mystery game 4 ppl who can’t solve real crimes. One of u is…

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