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ABFF Dallas: Daddy Issues Solved
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ABFF Dallas: Daddy Issues Solved

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ A former Super Bowl champ turned pastor ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฑis answering a “divine calling” ๐Ÿ˜‡ to dwell in an RV…

Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk
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Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! Angeria Paris VanMichaels, the All Stars S9 winner, is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/16/2025! ๐Ÿคฉ Get ready for the…

Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?
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Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคช 2-Item Minimum Per Guest Valid ID Required First Come, First Served No Outside Food Wil Milz, a comedian from…

Astrology Fans Tricked Into Watching Movie About Space Rock
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Astrology Fans Tricked Into Watching Movie About Space Rock

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Devante meets Liz at a totally lit San Francisco house party. โœจ Instant attraction! They ditch the party,…

“The Green Box” Film: Massholes Get a Movie Screening
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“The Green Box” Film: Massholes Get a Movie Screening

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ด Prepare for GREEN BOX, a snooze-fest doc by Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! ๐ŸŽฌ WWII trauma? ๐Ÿ˜ญ Martin Sheen’s…

Charleston’s R&B Scene: Prepare for Maximum Grooves and Zero Regrets
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Charleston’s R&B Scene: Prepare for Maximum Grooves and Zero Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑTheWettExperience, LLC is throwing the most tragic event EVER! ๐Ÿ’€ “Strictly R&B” in Charleston, SC at Sweatmanโ€™s Garden is…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare for a Soulful Block Party (Or a Glorified Karaoke Night, We’ll See)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Saturday, November 15, 2025, 9 PM. ๐Ÿ“ The Block SA – 14530 Roadrunner Way. VIBE…

“The Hidden Lines” Movie Premiere: Prepare for Disappointment in Zero Gravity
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“The Hidden Lines” Movie Premiere: Prepare for Disappointment in Zero Gravity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Watch “The Hidden Lines” at Zero Gravity Taproom, Vermont! ๐Ÿคฃ Adam Kruszyna, ski guru, maps stuff and skis.…

Council Dooms Future, Blames it on Bad Lighting in Film Series
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Council Dooms Future, Blames it on Bad Lighting in Film Series

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! Future Council movie! ๐ŸŽฌ See how bad your choices mess up the climate! ๐ŸŒ Then, listen to preachy youths…

Speed Dating for Aspiring Spielbergs at AFM: Get Rejected Faster
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Speed Dating for Aspiring Spielbergs at AFM: Get Rejected Faster

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

AFM Week in Los Angeles? ๐Ÿคฃ More like a desperate plea for funding! Dreamland Studios & American Film Association presents:…

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