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AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords
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AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄The AI International Film Fest is doing the most! 🤣 3 festivals in a row?** Los Feliz Theatre, 1822…

Polish Film Fest: Sarasota’s Snore-a-Thon
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Polish Film Fest: Sarasota’s Snore-a-Thon

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Polish Film Festival North America™️ SARASOTA 🎬 happened on Nov 16, 3 pm to 8 pm EST…

From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless
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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Guess what? The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” event happened on…

So You Wanna Be on TV? LOL! (NYC Edition)
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So You Wanna Be on TV? LOL! (NYC Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OMG! Wanna be a star?🌟Too late! The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” workshop already ended!…

samigosh! Proves Humanity’s Got a Funny Bone (and Maybe a Hearing Problem)
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samigosh! Proves Humanity’s Got a Funny Bone (and Maybe a Hearing Problem)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 samigosh is gonna be at the BCC Pig Pen on November 16 at 8:30 PM! 🤮 Your fave…

Nitro presents SPIKE & ECHOES OF IMPACT: Prepare for Disappointment in Salt Lake City
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Nitro presents SPIKE & ECHOES OF IMPACT: Prepare for Disappointment in Salt Lake City

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OH EM GEE! 😱You missed it! Nitro presents SPIKE & ECHOES OF IMPACT Premiere in Salt Lake City was like,…

When Sleep Paralysis Becomes Your New Roommate
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When Sleep Paralysis Becomes Your New Roommate

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**A “date night” WITHOUT the wife? 🤔 Sounds like a nightmare! 🤣 Directed & written by Jamal Dedeaux, produced by…

ABFF Dallas: Daddy Issues Solved
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ABFF Dallas: Daddy Issues Solved

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 A former Super Bowl champ turned pastor 👨‍🦱is answering a “divine calling” 😇 to dwell in an RV…

Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk
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Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! Angeria Paris VanMichaels, the All Stars S9 winner, is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/16/2025! 🤩 Get ready for the…

Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?
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Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

😂🤣😅🤪 2-Item Minimum Per Guest Valid ID Required First Come, First Served No Outside Food Wil Milz, a comedian from…

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