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Georgia O’Keeffe: Brightness? More Like Beige-ness! (Film & Chat)
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Georgia O’Keeffe: Brightness? More Like Beige-ness! (Film & Chat)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Another documentary about Georgia O’Keeffe? 😴 At the Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society? πŸ›οΈ 1212 Wertland Street! 🀣 UVA…

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From Zero to TV Hero: NYC’s Got Talent (or Desperate Hopefuls)!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 #1 actors studio alert! Graduates on Netflix, Disney, NBC, Hulu, MAX, Fox! Like, ALL networks! πŸ’…** Beginner? No…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Friday, September 26th! πŸ—“οΈ Doors at 10pm, show at 11pm at Avenue…

2025: Still mingling?
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2025: Still mingling?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Join the “Lights, Camera, Auction” | 2025 Mix & Mingle! Dress as a celeb (or don’t πŸ˜‚). Light…

GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025
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GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 2025 GTX FILM FESTIVAL! 🎬 Prepare for cinematic ✨magic✨ at the Doug Smith Performance Center! Independent storytelling? More like…

Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)
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Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prince George’s Film Festival – Take 4 (2025)! Prepare to be “entertained” in Prince George’s County! πŸŽ‰ Docs,…

Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors
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Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Be the FIRST to see I’ll Find You at Regal New Town! 🀣 Walk the RED carpet (maybe)!…

VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED
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VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 3 days to meet phone people IRL? 🀣 VertiCon 2025 is peak cringe! Sept 26-28th, Hilton Los Angeles Culver…

SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)
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SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Lawrence Jordan at SFMOMA?! 🀣 Studio 8 Film Fest closes with his “visionary” collage animations. Surreal shorts? More like…

“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie
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“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Enemy in My House” 🏑 premieres Sept 21, 2025, 4 PM (ET) at Bel Air Luxury Cinema! 🎬…

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