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KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON
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KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**OMG! Kevin Sullivan, the LA comedian, is gracing us with his presence! πŸ™„ He’s famous for astrology jokes and has…

Georgia O’Keeffe: Art or Just Flowers? You Decide!
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Georgia O’Keeffe: Art or Just Flowers? You Decide!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society & Preservation Piedmont presents: Georgia O’Keeffe: the Brightness of Light! 🀣 It’s about Georgia,…

Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Only
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Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Only

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**Chicago, get ready to CHUCKLE! πŸ˜‚ The Comedy Bar & Gino’s East: a match made in comedy HEAVEN?πŸ• More like…

2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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2Kold’s Chicago Balloon-Popping Love Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**2KOLD PRESENTS: POP THE BALLOON OR GET CATFISHED: CHICAGO, IL. EDITION!** πŸŽˆπŸ˜‚ Join the chaos at 358 E 47TH CHICAGO,IL.…

George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn
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George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG!🀑 Another music festival?πŸ™„ George Portz Traditional Music Festival invites you to Festus, Missouri! 🎸🎀 Two days of bluegrass, country,…

Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun
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Kevin Sullivan: The Tasmanian Devil’s Guide to Friday Fun

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, a comedian from Los AngelesπŸ’©, is doing shows nationwide on his Aquarian Contrarian tour! Prepare for zodiac punchlines!**…

VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**OMG!πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Beemer Wolf Productions PRESENTS: a Meet & Greet πŸ€‘ at Hilton Los Angeles Culver City, Culver City, CA, September…

Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch
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Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Miami Moviegoers are BACK at Gramps! πŸ™„ Run (away) to Wynwood for a screening of Run Lola Run.πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ’¨ Before that,…

Film Mixer: ATL’s Kicking Off, Hope Your Film’s Ready to Rumble
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Film Mixer: ATL’s Kicking Off, Hope Your Film’s Ready to Rumble

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

🎬 TitleFrame Film Mixer: ATLGFF KICKOFF! Sponsored by Quixote Studios and Blackmagic Design. πŸŽ‰ Raffle for a DaVinci Resolve Studio…

Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top
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Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, the Aquarian Contrarian🀑, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage! Prepare for cosmic jokesπŸ˜‚ & deep-dish pizzaπŸ• (thanks, Gino’s…

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