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Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers
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Fall Comedy Harvest: Get Ready to Fake Laugh with Strangers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

**OMG! 😱 SECOM Resource Center, 1545 Buchanan Ave SW, Grand Rapids, is the place to be on November 29th! Doors…

Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb
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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Dumb

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster fire 🔥 with “comedians” from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & The Howard…

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Bayou Classic Gala: Celebs, Swanky Suits, and Football

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 BIG STAN PRODUCTIONS & HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT present: The Official Annual BAYOU CLASSIC WEEKEND WELCOME TO NEW ORLEANS GALA!…

Ex-ARCH ENEMY Singer ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ Blames YOU For Her Existential Crisis
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Ex-ARCH ENEMY Singer ALISSA WHITE-GLUZ Blames YOU For Her Existential Crisis

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Former ARCH ENEMY vocalist Alissa White-Gluz wants you to know how much she appreciates your “love and support”…

Black Friday: Shop Till You Drop (of Laughter) Comedy Extravaganza
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Black Friday: Shop Till You Drop (of Laughter) Comedy Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 27, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Black Friday! Grapes🍇 and Giggles Comedy Show 🎤at Domenico Winery, San Carlos, CA on Fri, Nov 28, 2025…

Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”
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Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 25, 2025

🦃🤣Forum Social House presents: PG-13 comedy, for ALL AGES!🤣🦃Stuffed from awkward Thanksgiving dinners? November 29th, 2025, ditch the fam &…

Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro
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Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT and friends present THE official BAYOU CLASSIC AFTER PARTY!** Saturday, November 29th (10:00PM – 4AM) 😴 at THE…

Black Friday: May the Best (and Drunkest) Band Win
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Black Friday: May the Best (and Drunkest) Band Win

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

Y’all ready for the most anticipated, bougiest Bayou Classic event ever?🙄 Join the cool kids (HBCU Alumni) for the “Official…

NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025
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NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

NorthEast ComicCon & Collectibles Extravaganza, the most mid event of the year, is back Nov. 28-30, 2025 at the Boxboro…

John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)
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John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for JOHN LILLY AND THE EARTH COINCIDENCE CONTROL OFFICE (2025)! 7th House, Bibliomancers, & Los Angeles Filmforum…

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