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2025: Still mingling?
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2025: Still mingling?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Join the “Lights, Camera, Auction” | 2025 Mix & Mingle! Dress as a celeb (or don’t πŸ˜‚). Light…

GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025
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GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 2025 GTX FILM FESTIVAL! 🎬 Prepare for cinematic ✨magic✨ at the Doug Smith Performance Center! Independent storytelling? More like…

Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)
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Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prince George’s Film Festival – Take 4 (2025)! Prepare to be “entertained” in Prince George’s County! πŸŽ‰ Docs,…

Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors
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Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Be the FIRST to see I’ll Find You at Regal New Town! 🀣 Walk the RED carpet (maybe)!…

VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED
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VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 3 days to meet phone people IRL? 🀣 VertiCon 2025 is peak cringe! Sept 26-28th, Hilton Los Angeles Culver…

SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)
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SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Lawrence Jordan at SFMOMA?! 🀣 Studio 8 Film Fest closes with his “visionary” collage animations. Surreal shorts? More like…

“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie
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“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Enemy in My House” 🏑 premieres Sept 21, 2025, 4 PM (ET) at Bel Air Luxury Cinema! 🎬…

Hollywood Horrorfest: Desperate Celebs Beg for Your Money
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Hollywood Horrorfest: Desperate Celebs Beg for Your Money

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ You’re coming to INDIE FILM LA? 🎬 Don’t be late! ⏰ Programs start “dead on time.” Doors open…

NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)
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NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG!πŸ™„ Open Mic, but you HAVE to be there 1:30-2PM sharp! ⏰ Don’t be late, or ELSE! πŸšͺ Cost: $10…

LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood
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LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„** 3PM: DOORS/SILENT AUCTION. 6PM: COMEDY SHOW. 🀣 Stand Up For Pits Foundation is doing stuff since like, forever!…

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