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Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe
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Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The “Charity Case” movie is dropping! 🍿 Years of labor? More like years of milking it! 🐄 Catch…

Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?
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Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

😂🤣 Join the Barrel o’ Fun at Alamo Drafthouse Mueller! Play Daggerheart! Published by Darrington Press (Critical Role)! Behold the…

“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans
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“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Eris Deep Space is where it’s at! Doors open at 6:30 PM, show starts at 7:00 PM!** Claire hates…

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Psst! Wanna break the law with booze & jazz on Sept 21st?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Prohibition Jazz Secret Speakeasy! Sun, Sept 21st, 8 PM, NYC time. Witness vintage…

Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday
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Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 Be Kind Video is showing Clive Barker’s Book of Blood on September 21st at 7 PM. Doors open…

Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends
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Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG!🤡 Mike Donovan, a “comedian” from South Boston since the 70s is still doing gigs?** He’s dragging James Dorsey and…

Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”
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Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “This Happy Land” 🤮 is premiering at the historic Queen Street Playhouse. Prepare for a ✨moving✨ exploration of…

Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals
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Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! BCC Pig Pen is hosting a P&P high school fan club meeting! 🤪 Doors open at 8:15 PM, show…

The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow
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The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

OMG!🤡The Kirk Minihane Show is back in Saco, Maine on September 20!📍Saco Drive-In at Aquaboggan, so prepare for water rides!…

Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “fun” place to be, dares you to ditch boring bars.…

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