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“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”
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“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Another “cozy night” at After Dark Movie Night? ๐Ÿ™„ Bring your “girls,” blankets, and wineโ€”because that’s totally not clichรฉ.…

Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong
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Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**Simon ๐Ÿ™„, a barista, gets a wig ๐Ÿคฃ & becomes Maxxie LaWow! She must save her town from Dyna Bolical…

Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important
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Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Long Now Boston presents Inundation District! ๐ŸŒŠ A Pulitzer Prize-winning filmmaker, David Abel, will be there! ๐Ÿคฃ A…

BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**BASH is back! ๐ŸŽ‰ Get ready for the BAY AREA & SACRAMENTO Short Films Festival 2025 at Fort Mason Arts…

True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”
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True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! True Self ๐Ÿ™„ is HERE! Prepare for the horror short premiere by Alec Dyer Director on Saturday at City…

Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart
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Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Prepare for a “wickedly phenomenal and outstanding get together” โ€“ a private screening of Wicked for Good! Dress code:…

Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast
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Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Hollywood’s F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix party! ๐ŸŽ๏ธ Red carpet, ๐Ÿ“ธ celebs, & ๐Ÿพ VIP open bar (2 hrs). 15…

Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn
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Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Wow, a night of glamour! The Harmony Streets premiere presented by Kobena & Friends? ๐Ÿคฃ CineVision, 3300 Northeast Expy Ste…

**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**
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**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Black Film Symposium: I Got a Story to Tell! Doors open at 10:30AM. Get ready for Opening Remarks…

Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
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Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…

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