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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)
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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! 🤣 As seen nowhere, like, ever. 🎤 Get your tix now! 🏃‍♀️💨…

Texas Exes New Orleans: Watch Us Lose Week 1 Party
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Texas Exes New Orleans: Watch Us Lose Week 1 Party

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

Y’all ready to watch Arch Manning? 🤣 NOLA Brewing is the place! 🍻 Free entry, but donate to the Scholarship…

California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare
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California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! NEW WAVE🌊 docu-screening on National Grief Awareness Day! Sob & laugh on Saturday, August 30th at 6 PM in…

Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently
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Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Acid Betty, still around? Catch her at Faces, Saturday, August 30, 2025. Pre-show Meet & Greet at 7…

“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)
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“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**7th House presents:** EndThis Summer 🏄‍♀️. Witness “SHREDDING,” curated by Zachary Zezima! Question: Is surfing just for Spicoli clones? 🤣…

CineSoul: BELLY + 90s/00s Hip-Hop & R&B Night (Because Your Labor Day Needs More BELLY)
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CineSoul: BELLY + 90s/00s Hip-Hop & R&B Night (Because Your Labor Day Needs More BELLY)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! BELLY (Nas, DMX, etc.) on a big screen?! 🤣 CineSoul’s back for Labor Day Weekend at El After! 🗓️…

Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)
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Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 You NEED a ticket PER PERSON for this cinematic masterpiece! 🤡 Miss out on Eventbrite? Just rock up…

Wild and Scenic Film Festival: More Like Mild and Pathetic Film Festival, Am I Right
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Wild and Scenic Film Festival: More Like Mild and Pathetic Film Festival, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 28, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Kentucky Conservation Committee presents: “Wild & Scenic Festival” at the Farish Theater at Central Library! 🤣 Ten short…

Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Most Tolerable
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Chicago’s Comedy: Best or Just Most Tolerable

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 26, 2025

2-Item Minimum 🙄, ID Please 👮, first come, first served 🪑, no outside food 🚫🍔! Chicago’s funniest at The Comedy…

Giant Monsters Trash Million Dollar Theater (Again?!)
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Giant Monsters Trash Million Dollar Theater (Again?!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 26, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah Giant Monsters All Out Attack (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) on…

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