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Chilling Night? More Like Mildly Uncomfortable Evening at AJC’s Nลryล Film Event
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Chilling Night? More Like Mildly Uncomfortable Evening at AJC’s Nลryล Film Event

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ‘ป AJC’s back with its annual summer snooze-fest! Inspired by Japanโ€™s nลryล (???) culture. Get ready for Hoichi the…

Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta
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Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! AMERICAN WARRIOR VIP screening! ๐Ÿคฃ Be there or be square! Area 51 – Aurora Cineplex, Atlanta, August 23, 2025,…

“FRIDAY on a SATURDAY” aka Weekend Identity Crisis
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“FRIDAY on a SATURDAY” aka Weekend Identity Crisis

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„West Wind El Rancho Drive-In Movies, 555 El Rancho Dr., Sparks, Nv. 89431, August 23rd, 2025! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ “FRIDAY” &…

SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!
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SF- Film in a Day?! More like SF- Fail in a Day! Challenge Accepted!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

Wanna be a star? โญ Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! Compete for Best Short Film at BASH- Bay Area & Sacramento…

SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy
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SF- Actors, Writers & Directors Risk Sanity in 24-Hour Film Frenzy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**Want to be a star? ๐ŸŒŸ MMTB’s “make a movie” event is here!** Join FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, and WRITERS to compete…

Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party
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Atlantic Comic Con’s Totally Official (and Totally Lit) After Party

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

Atlantic Comic Con After Party ๐ŸŽ‰! August 23, 2025, 10:00 PM, 333 Waterside Dr. Cosplay? ๐Ÿ™„ Sure, if you want.…

“Freakier Friday” – More Like “Waste-of-a-Week” Friday
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“Freakier Friday” – More Like “Waste-of-a-Week” Friday

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2025

**Gasp! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Prepare for a cinematic saga at our drive-in! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ $23 (2 ppl) or $28 (3-6 ppl) per car…

“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest
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“We Like Em Short” – More Like “We Ran Out of Ideas” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2025

**Oh no, not another film festival! ๐Ÿ™„ We Like ‘Em Short Film Festival, est. 2010, is back to bore you…

Butch and Sundance: More Like Butch and Sun-dance-ing-with-Death, Am I Right
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Butch and Sundance: More Like Butch and Sun-dance-ing-with-Death, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Paul Newman and Robert Redford are like, so last century! ๐Ÿ‘ด They’re robbing trains and running to Bolivia?…

Pain and Glory: More Like Bore and Snory
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Pain and Glory: More Like Bore and Snory

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! Almodรณvar’s “Pain and Glory” (2019, 113 mins) is like, SO deep, right? ๐Ÿ™„ A filmmaker cries about stuff. Banderas…

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