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Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky
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Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025

OMG! 3rd Annual Adult Prom “Derby Day”🐎, July 5 2025, 6 PM, Spartanburg Marriott Hotel, 299 N Church St! πŸ€ͺ…

Scottsdale’s ‘Exploding Fireworks and Overpriced Hotdogs’ Spectacle
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Scottsdale’s ‘Exploding Fireworks and Overpriced Hotdogs’ Spectacle

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025

**OMG! Scottsdale 4th of July Celebration! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Tickets can be booked at scottsdale4th.com. I’m so interested! 56+ people are interested…

Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC
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Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the most ✨basic✨ July 4th EVER! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Cruise on the Avalon Yacht, because nothing says “I’m…

Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos
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Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

Yo, fam! Get ready for the 32nd IFOL, a “vibrant” festival celebrating πŸ€ͺ African & Caribbean culture. Live music, dance,…

‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)
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‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

**BEWARE!**πŸ“4750 Amelia Island Pkwy, Fernandina Beach, FL 32034 is a trap! They call it Amelia City, but it’s just Fernandina…

YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams
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YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The “ULTIMATE” 4th of July fest is at Big League Dreams, Manteca, CA. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Starts at 3PM, fireworks…

Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos
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Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, honey, you wanna stay in the loop? πŸ™„ Click “Notify me” for ticket info… or not. Who cares? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ…

Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?
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Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**Sistas Who Shine & Fay’s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** 🀣 Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard…

Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice
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Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„Salsa, Bachata, and Cha Cha at Grand Central Terminal, 89 E 42nd St, NYC? 🀣 In Vanderbilt Hall? πŸ€ͺ…

Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Like, who even NEEDS tickets? 🎟️ Just click “Notify me” if you’re, like, *interested* or something. πŸ™„ As…

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