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Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled
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Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled

Chuck B. BallsyJune 27, 2025

Succulents, Tequila &Tacos?! ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒต For $79 you get 7-9 plants! Located at Tumwater Craft District Building. Balcony seats? Hope it…

Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding
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Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

**Oh, honey, get ready for the DISTILLERY COMEDY TOUR at CORBIN CASH! ๐Ÿคฃ Tickets are like your exโ€”once you commit,…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

**Wine walk? More like a wine WOBBLE! ๐Ÿท Casa de Vino 57 presents the Saint Augustine Wine Walk! Prepare to…

Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels
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Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The 2nd Annual Tremont Food Truck Festival is coming!** 25 food trucks (max!) will gather in Cleveland, Ohio.…

Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed
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Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Idris Mosque is hosting a “private” swim sesh for Muslim women & girls at Ballard Pool, 1471 NW…

Patriot PAWS: Wagging Tails, Empty Wallets
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Patriot PAWS: Wagging Tails, Empty Wallets

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿšจ Tues 6/24, get ready to LOSE at poker! ๐Ÿคก Meet “cool” peeps & fund Patriot PAWS! ๐Ÿถ John…

Bulls, Barrels, and Rednecks: A Rodeo Spectacle
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Bulls, Barrels, and Rednecks: A Rodeo Spectacle

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

**Yeehaw!** ๐Ÿค  Get ready for the Bulls & Barrels Rodeo featuring Redeye Rodeo! SEBRA Sanctioned! Farm, Home, & Youth Complex,…

Paint Your Way to Beach Bliss (or Mediocrity) With Pacesetter
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Paint Your Way to Beach Bliss (or Mediocrity) With Pacesetter

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2025

Ahoy, landlubbers!๐ŸŒŠ Pacesetter Gallery, owned by Keri Davis, will transform you into Bob Ross with wine on [DATE]. Paint a…

Geriatric Rockers Invade Sanctuary Hotel
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Geriatric Rockers Invade Sanctuary Hotel

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The Encore Band is playing FREE Motown & Top 40 hits! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ June 28th, 6-9 PM at The…

Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?
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Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**All sales are final!** ๐Ÿคฃ Tickets for UdanKhatola – Piyush Mishra Live – San Jose can be booked here. No…

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