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Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights
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Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! ๐ŸŽฎ Movie Night: Minecraft!๐Ÿ“ Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA ๐Ÿ“… Sun, Aug 31, 7:30 PM. $10 to sit?…

Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater
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Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) at The Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal
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Chicago’s Comedy: So Good It’s Criminal

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

2-Item Minimum Per Guest ๐Ÿ˜‚ Valid ID Required for Entry ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ First Come, First Served Seating ๐Ÿช‘ No Outside Food…

The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It
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The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**T.A.P.E.’s Home Video Day 2025 ๐Ÿคชโ€“ Music Edition CLOSES with a screening of “THE TARGET SHOOTS FIRST” (1999)!** Wilcha, armed…

Gamera vs Emo Tentacle Monster: A Tragedy in One Act
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Gamera vs Emo Tentacle Monster: A Tragedy in One Act

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑSecret Movie Club presents: GAMERA 3: REVENGE OF IRIS!๐Ÿ’ฅMillion Dollar Theater, August 31, 2025, 3pm!๐Ÿคฏ FREE tix if you…

The Martin Monster Show: Now With EVEN MORE Species
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The Martin Monster Show: Now With EVEN MORE Species

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for “Species” (1995) screening! Martin Monster, Bay Ridge’s cranky creature, hosts! ๐ŸŽฌ Trivia, ghouls & singing await!…

HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
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HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloลก Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…

Little Rock’s finest filmmakers gather to celebrate their cinematic masterpieces (aka sleep deprivation)
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Little Rock’s finest filmmakers gather to celebrate their cinematic masterpieces (aka sleep deprivation)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! The 2025 Little Rock 48 Hour Film Project: Movie Premier and Award Ceremony is at the Arkansas Museum of…

Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)
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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! ๐Ÿคฃ As seen nowhere, like, ever. ๐ŸŽค Get your tix now! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ…

Texas Exes New Orleans: Watch Us Lose Week 1 Party
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Texas Exes New Orleans: Watch Us Lose Week 1 Party

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

Y’all ready to watch Arch Manning? ๐Ÿคฃ NOLA Brewing is the place! ๐Ÿป Free entry, but donate to the Scholarship…

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