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Shhh! Secret Spy Shenanigans This Sunday (If You Can Find It)
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Shhh! Secret Spy Shenanigans This Sunday (If You Can Find It)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents Spy vs Spy Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Aug 24th 2025, 8pm NYC time, at…

Dumbasses in a Boat, But Make It High-Rise
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Dumbasses in a Boat, But Make It High-Rise

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

πŸŽ‰πŸš’ Prepare for the Titanic of parties! πŸš’πŸŽ‰ 🌟 ROOFTOP BOAT RIDE πŸŒŸπŸ—“οΈ August 23, 2025πŸ“ Timeless Yacht, 125th Street…

Bikini Babes, Booze, and Beds: The Holy Trinity of Vacay Bliss
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Bikini Babes, Booze, and Beds: The Holy Trinity of Vacay Bliss

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ BO$$ COHEN, CEO of Nightlife Empire, the #1 Nightlife Company in North America, wants YOU! He owns clubs…

SFQFF 2025: Get Ready for Rainbow Chaos
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SFQFF 2025: Get Ready for Rainbow Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! Eventbrite is so over! 🀣 They’re “working” to get back online, but who knows when? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Maybe check Twitter…

Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day
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Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**J.One.8, a comedic genius from St. Louis, MO, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage!** Prepare for “family-friendly” jokes and unforgettable…

Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite
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Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Lexington: Resilience in the Redline? More like Snoozefest in the Redline! 😴 Black Yarn presents this cinematic masterpiece. Uncovers the…

Vessels: Dance? More Like Bore-sels!
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Vessels: Dance? More Like Bore-sels!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Vessels: A Night of Dance Film” πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ίat the Contemporary Arts Center’s Black Box Theater in downtown Cincinnati! πŸŒ†…

Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended
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Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Regal Rockville Center, 199 E Montgomery Ave, Rockville, MD 20850 is showing artsy-fartsy films! 🎬 “Happy Together” πŸ‘¬…

Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors
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Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Oh, joy! 13th Annual Comedy Show Fundraiser at St. Vincents outdoor patio! πŸŽ‰ Reception at 5:30 PM – savory bites…

Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
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Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…

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