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Tag: Toronto

Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?
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Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Bilal Motley (USA, 2025) made a movie about being scared of Canadians! 😱 He visited Toronto 6 times…

Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection
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Ferris Bueller’s Ghost Shows Up: Red Carpet or Resurrection

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Oh, look who it is! Mia Sara, the woman who peaked in the ’80s, is back on the red carpet!…

Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again
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Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 31, 2025

In a riveting exposé with GoToWhitney, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson deigned to address the burning question on everyone’s minds: why…

Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…

Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)
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Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Toronto is about to be invaded by… *checks notes* …Anime North. Yes, that’s right, the…

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

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