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Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again
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Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 31, 2025

In a riveting exposé with GoToWhitney, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson deigned to address the burning question on everyone’s minds: why…

Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…

Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)
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Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Toronto is about to be invaded by… *checks notes* …Anime North. Yes, that’s right, the…

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. 🙄 They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

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