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Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
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Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…

Bully Tops Consequence Free Show at Live at Lagunitas
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Bully Tops Consequence Free Show at Live at Lagunitas

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

The 2026 season of the Live at Lagunitas concert series has already seen incredible shows from Blu DeTiger and Neal…

Ringo Starr Sets New Tour Dates Before 86th Birthday Bash
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Ringo Starr Sets New Tour Dates Before 86th Birthday Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Ringo Starr has announced new tour dates with his All Starr Band for fall 2026. The fall leg opens September…

Danny Elfman Hits Road For 2026 Fall North American Tour
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Danny Elfman Hits Road For 2026 Fall North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Danny Elfman has confirmed dates for a North American fall tour, coming in support of a new, as-yet-unannounced studio album.…

GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

Black Flag Hits The Road With New Gen Z Era Lineup
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Black Flag Hits The Road With New Gen Z Era Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

The newest iteration of Black Flag have announced their first coast-to-coast US tour, set to stretch from the summer to…

Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single
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Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Mars Volta have announced a new live album titled Lucro Sucio; Unfinished Business, due out September 4th digitally and…

SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! 🎸🔊 Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

SKUNK ANANSIE Still Trying to be Relevant Releases Super Original Not at All a Cry for Help New Take On ‘Meltdown’ With ‘Blackhill Remix’ That You’ll Definitely Listen to More Than Once
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SKUNK ANANSIE Still Trying to be Relevant Releases Super Original Not at All a Cry for Help New Take On ‘Meltdown’ With ‘Blackhill Remix’ That You’ll Definitely Listen to More Than Once

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic news ever! 🤩 British rock legends SKUNK ANANSIE have just dropped a brand-new remix…

CHARLIE BENANTE Obviously The Real Brain Behind PANTERA Hopes To Bless The World With More PANTERA Music Because Lets Be Real He’s The Only One Who Actually Mattered Anyway
Oh Joy, Pantera is Back... Sort Of 🤩
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CHARLIE BENANTE Obviously The Real Brain Behind PANTERA Hopes To Bless The World With More PANTERA Music Because Lets Be Real He’s The Only One Who Actually Mattered Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

The legendary metal band Pantera is back, but not really 🤔. I mean, it’s not like they’re back with their…

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