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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options
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8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Get ready to upgrade your gaming experience with the 8BitDo Ultimate 3E, because your old controller is basically a relic…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…

Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026
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Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

The gamescom 2026 recap: where executives’ dreams come to life, and so do our wallets. Amidst the chaos of Germany’s…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…

More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…

Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
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Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…

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