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Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight
Breaking News: Jack Ryan’s Back, and This Time He’s Fighting Ghosts (No, Seriously)
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Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Amazon has finally pulled the plug on its Jack Ryan TV series after four seasons of John Krasinski running around…

Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)
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Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…

Fuze – Watch Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Theo James and Sam Worthington Attempt to Steal a Plot That’s Barely There in the New Heist Thriller Trailer
London: Where Every Bomb is a Party Invitation!
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Fuze – Watch Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Theo James and Sam Worthington Attempt to Steal a Plot That’s Barely There in the New Heist Thriller Trailer

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

So, picture this: You’re sipping your tea, minding your own business in London when suddenly—BOOM!—well, not actually BOOM, thank God—but…

“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
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“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire

FinnMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…

Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Square Enix Drops Patch 7.5 Trailer Like It's Hot, Fans Ask, "But When Do We Actually Get It?"
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Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…

Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!
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Yoshi’s Mysterious Book: The Saga of the Missing May 21 Release Date Unveiled!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Oh look, it’s another Nintendo announcement and everyone’s losing their minds like they just found a rare amiibo in a…

This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
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This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!

FinnMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…

Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?
Fortnite Just Copied Avengers: Doomsday—And Fans Are Frozen in Shock
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Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…

‘Lanterns’ Trailer Teases the First Green Lantern TV Show — Or Just Another Lantern Parade?
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‘Lanterns’ Trailer Teases the First Green Lantern TV Show — Or Just Another Lantern Parade?

FinnMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Oh great, another superhero show where the heroes barely use their powers and mostly just glare at each other in…

Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice – The Epic Sci-Fi Action Comedy Where Everyone’s Name Is Mike Or Nick Or Alice But No One Can Remember Who’s Who
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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice – The Epic Sci-Fi Action Comedy Where Everyone’s Name Is Mike Or Nick Or Alice But No One Can Remember Who’s Who

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Hold onto your fedoras, because this plot is more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado! Let’s talk about Mike…

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