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It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably
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It Ends – Just Kidding It’s Only the Beginning of Your Never Ending Nightmare and Also There’s a Sequel Coming Probably

FinnAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is finally here, and by epic, I mean it’s a movie that exists…

Blade Runner 2099 materializes with teaser and release date at SDCC
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Blade Runner 2099 materializes with teaser and release date at SDCC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

In a world where reboots and remakes reign supreme, it’s no surprise that Prime Video is diving headfirst into the…

Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment
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Tencent bails on Story Of Seasons mobile cash grab experiment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like the marriage between Marvelous and Tencent has come to an end, and it’s a…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic thrills and spills? Because I’ve got the scoop on the newest,…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…

Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
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Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…

Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
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Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…

Sunny Goes Medieval in Season 18 Sneak Peek
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Sunny Goes Medieval in Season 18 Sneak Peek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

The FX comedy series It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia just will not stop as long as its writers keep having…

Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Because what the gaming world really needed was another celebrity scandal to spice up our lives, a new report from…

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