Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
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**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! π πΌπ**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
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Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? I mean, who needs a decent…